Every girl has at least one pair and if she doesn't, she wants a pair. They are as essential to the female wardrobe as the little black dress. Of course, what I speak of is the Fuck Me Boots, a subcategory of the Fuck Me Heels. The Fuck Me Boot is an exterior accessory that conveys power, control, supreme confidence, and a bit of mystery. I love my Fuck Me Boots and can wear them with nearly everything.
Wearing such a heel, or boot for some psychological reason peaks the male interest; perhaps it is the girl next door look combined with that one item on each foot, that one item that says, "maybe I'm not such a good girl after all," that lead men to fantasize about what the woman wearing those boots could possibly do to him. They convey, "I could climb your body like a jungle gym, break you and make you pray for recess to be over." Whether they admit it or not, male ideation of the perfect woman is that of a chef in the kitchen, a hostess in the living room and a whore in the bedroom. Wearing the Fuck Me Boot does not make a woman a whore, but conveys that perhaps she is in touch with that inner erotic goddess that could break a man.
The Fuck Me Boot can be worn both formally or casually. They can be worn with the little black dress or under a business suit or long skirt. Women who wear their Fuck Me Boots to work are often subliminally telling corporate America that while she may be exploiting them for their monetary value, in wearing her Fuck Me Boots, she's saying she hasn't been completely assimilated. Fuck Me Boots are often worn with Gouchos to formalize them a bit; but while there are many boots in the world, the Fuck Me Boots are special; They most often have three inch narrow heels, pointy toes,are knee high thus completely encapsulating the calfand are some form of black leather. To make a Fuck Me Boot truly a Fuck Me Boot, it is best to wear said boots with a pair of fishnet stockings.
The Fuck Me Boot is wonderful because they make nearly any leg look good; even fat tree trunk legs much like my own. Fortunately, the shoe makers of the world saw the need for even girls with tree trunk legs to be able to own and wear their own pair of Fuck Me Boots so they now come with elastic to fit snugly around fat calves. So, ladies, pull the uptight "but I'm a GOOD GIRL!" sticks out of your asses (we all know that at some point you were a backseat debutante anyway), drop the fascade and go buy yourselves a good pair of Fuck Me Boots. Your husbands and boyfriends will thank you and after you stop feeling so dirty, you too will thank yourself. Shed the hypocracy and go get fashion's must haves or be tragically trapped in decades gone buy for all eternity.
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